We at NARMAOV admittedly constitute a general nuisance, and are potentially dangerous, sometimes scary [especially at night and in confined spaces], and many times creepy.
Despite those facts, we strenuously object to the representational use of an inflatable, unflattering, rodentlike figure for political denigration of one Donald J. Trump, now President of the United States.
We believe use of such a representation demeans and defames us beyond the bounds of reasonableness, in that we have never communicated in the scurrilous and disrespectful manner of said Trump, nor do we engage in egregious acts of deception and falsehood, nor are we wild fabulists as is said Trump.
We respectfully request that those wishing to characterize said Trump in a more reasonable but negative manner should shift to the use of naked representations of said Trump, whether inflatable or solid. We suggest this after acute observation on our part – we have concluded that said Trump is a living embodiment of the character of the emperor in the human fairy tale, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”.
Therefore, please cease and desist using the inappropriate blow-up rat figure (image below).
If you fail to accede to our reasonable request, we will be forced to go into sexual overdrive mode so as to eventually overrun your cities, towns and suburbs, with all the concomitant disease, creepiness, and horror such a plague engenders.
~ The Governing Board of NARMAOV